Friday, February 27, 2015
OMG-Robbers snatch bag full of faeces, lady’s pant
PRESIDENT JONATHAN VISITS MUBI AND BAGA, APPLAUDS VICTORIOUS NIGERIAN SOLDIERS-pictures
The soldiers responded to the President’s address with chants of “Never Again” and assured him that insurgents and terrorists will never again be allowed to take and hold any Nigerian territory.
Lady who collected $20,000 to arrange rented crowd for Jonathan in London uncovered
Thursday, February 26, 2015
PROVERBS FROM ACROSS AFRICA
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with its mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (Lagos, Nigeria)
8. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo]
9. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
10. If u goes to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
ENJOY!
3 killed, vehicles burnt as NURTW, hoodlums clash at the densely populated Oshodi area of Lagos
In celebrating 27m follower on Instagram, Kim Kardashian show Ass
She show appreciation by said""27 mil!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! I love you all!!!!! ��
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Girl hung herself because of boyfriend in Limbe,Cameroon
Girl Hangs herself In Limbe south West of Cameroon, Over Misunderstanding with Boyfriend
Valerie Ndomo, 30, an indigene of Etone* in the Centre region took away her own life, Monday 23rd February around 8:30 am in Alpha Club- Towe', Limbe .after alleged phone call misunderstanding with her BIR boyfriend.
On the field report indicated that Valerie was seen as early as 7am healthy and hearty transferring credit around her house. Neighbours attested she was involved in a quarrel on the phone with a caller suspected to be her boyfriend (an element of the Rapid
intervention Batallion, BIR) presently securing the high seas around Kribi.
Few minutes later, a young pupil from a nearby primary school raised an alarm that Valerie had hanged herself behind the house. It is alleged she was pregnant as she died.
The divisional officer of Limbe I, Epale Seraphin, State Counsel for Limbe, Doctors and other municipal authorities were present in the scene to take on the spot information. Meanwhile, her corpse has been deposited at the Mortuary in Limbe while pending burial.
RIP Beautiful Valerie
The question is Does Life worth dying for because of MAN OR WOMAN? Who is at lost now?
I'm sure the guy will be somewhere now enjoying himself. Too bad for this lady.
See pictures below.
What Goes Around Comes Around, Do Good.
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry.
He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. I t was that chill which only fear can put in you.
He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson."
Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough.
Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.
As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped.
Bryan never thought twice about being paid.
This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, "And think of me."
He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.
A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan .
After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.
There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: "You don't owe me an anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I'm helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you."
Under the napkin were four more .
Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard….
She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, "Everything's going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson."
There is an old saying "What goes around comes around." Today, I sent you this story and I'm asking you to pass it on. Let this light shine.
Don't delete it, don't return it. Simply, pass this on to a friend
Good friends are like stars….You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Boko Haram Saga: Tears of joy as 158 kidnapped victims reunite with families in Yobe
A total of 158 Women and children abducted by Boko Haram insurgents from Katarko village in Yobe have been reunited with their families in Damaturu, Yobe. The victims were released by the sect members after three weeks of captivity. Alhaji Ahmed Goniri, the state Commissioner for Justice and Chairman of the State Committee on Rehabilitation of Victims of Insurgency, said this while addressing newsmen in Damaturu on Thursday.
“The victims were screened by security operatives to authenticate their status while government provided them with psychological therapy to ease their trauma,” Goniri said.
See the Boko Haram armoured tank captured by Nigeria troops in Michika
See the Boko Haram armoured tank captured by Nigeria troops in Michika
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Jonathan asks Nigerian to pray for peaceful elections during Lent
President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan |
Special Adviser to the President
(Media& Publicity)
Jega tells Senators he can’t guarantee elections will hold March 28
The Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Attahiru Jega, has told Nigerian federal lawmakers he could not guarantee the 2015 general elections will hold on rescheduled dates in March and April.
10 Ways African Women Tell Their Men “I WANT SEX"
When you are woman it not easy to express your desire to have sex now. Centuries of taboos and women rights suppression have made most women passive when it comes to sex. In Africa women have crafted over centuries clever schemes to send explicitly coded message meaning “I want sex today!” to their men.
More sophisticated women would ask the man to sit, remove their shoes and bring a bucket of warm water to clean and massage their feet.
In the southern east part of Togo, there is a traditional education reserved to girls on how to domesticate men, which include elaborate process to make a man as obedient as a dog.
In City or village, in majority people still take shower from a bucket. Serving very hot water would either lead the man to complain or ask for a cooling water. The message is to say “dude, I’m very hot, I need a cooler”.
Sunday, February 15, 2015
Woman Stung by Scorpion on Alaska Airlines Flight
A woman was stung by a scorpion while on a plane waiting to take off from Los Angeles International Airport, an airline spokesman said today.
Kim Karadishian flash off hot body, hips & nipples.
Reason why Kanye says "she is the only woman who turns him on".
Check her out=
"MY BACKSIDE IS HOTTER THAN MY BOOBS, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BOTH IN GOOD MEASURE"SAYS ACTRESS ANITA JOSEPH
Yoruba Actress Blarkgold said she "Lost Her Virginity On Valentine Day"
Cute Yoruba actress, Adediwura ‘Blarkgold’ Adesegha has long been separated from her husband whom she bore a son. Recalling her most unforgettable Valentine experience, Adediwura revealed the most indelible in her mind was the one spent with the father of her only son, a couple of years back that led to her losing her virginity as a woman.