SAUDI KING REQUESTS INDIAN & PAKISTANI MUSLIMS TO STOP PRETENDING TO BE ARABS

 Riyadh: King of Saudi Arabia Abdullah bn Abdulaziz has requested Muslims from India and Pakistan to stop pretending to be Arabs because the mother tongue of Arabs is Arabic; and not Urdu, Punjabi, Sindhi, Marathi, Bengali, Gujarati, Bhojpuri, Bihari, Tamil, Telugu, Malayalam, Kannada, or other languages from Pakistani subcontinent, sources told Al-Bakistan Times. 

“Though I am habby that our Arabian religion is being followed by the beople of Bakistani sub-continent,” King Abdullah told AlBakistan Times, ” and I am also habby that some of them understand our language, but its funny to see them bretending to be Arabs considering the fact that they are not really Arabs.” 

“I don’t mean to offend them in any way,” he continued, “its just that it doesn’t make sense. For examble, if an African converts to Islam, it doesn’t change his/her race and make him an Arab, it just changes his/her religion.” 

When we pressed for more explanation, the King said, “We keeb nice beard and therefore we look so handsome, these Asians grow forest on their faces. Its so not Arab.”

“And what is this ‘P,’ hain?” he asked, “it is B and not P. It is Bassport and not Passport, its Bakistan and not Pakistan,” then he started explaining the English alphabets. He said, “a B c d e f g h i j k l m n o B q r s t …,” and after he was finished, he asked, “See? Where is this P? hain?” 

“This king is an American puppet,” said Abdul Gujjar, a Pakistani with Arabic ancestry, “that’s why he is making such statements. Its a scientifically proven fact that once you convert to Islam, you automatically become an Arab.” 

When asked if a Chinese will become an Indian if he converts to Buddhism, Akbaruddin Qadir from Indian Hyderabad said, “What non sense are you talking about? You are not making sense at all.” 

Then he explained the rules, “The rules are simple, if you convert to Christianity, you don’t become a Roman; If you convert to Buddhism, you don’t become an Indian; but if you convert to Islam, you definitely become an Arab by default. What part of this you people don’t understand, hain?” 

“Also, if you know English, you don’t become a British; but if you know Arabic, you become an Arab,” he added.

The King, who saw that his request was not taken seriously by Asians, he declared that all those Asians who pretend to be Arabs, will not be permitted to enter Saudi Arabia. 

Immediately after that, Akbaruddin Qadir from Indian Hyderabad posted on his Facebook page, “My name is Akbaruddin and I am not an Arab.”