Thursday, February 26, 2015

PROVERBS FROM ACROSS AFRICA

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)

2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)

3. A child can play with its mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)

7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (Lagos, Nigeria)

8. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo]

9. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)

10. If u goes to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)

ENJOY!

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