1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with its mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (Lagos, Nigeria)
8. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo]
9. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
10. If u goes to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
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